Urgent call out - July 2nd Edinburgh:
“Make Poverty Worse”.
CRAP (Capitalism Represents Acceptable Policy), the World's fastest growing pro-capitalist organisation, cordially invite you to help “Make Poverty Worse”, in Edinburgh on July 2nd in what will be our largest and most powerful mobilisation to date. We, the silent majority, will march in opposition to, and defiance of, all those green do-goody left-wingers, bicycle-loving beatniks, and past-it 'never-were that-good even in their heyday' aging rockers, on the same day that they march in their vague and pathetic attempt to make the world a bit fairer.
We will march in celebration of globalised economic capitalism, in support of increasing the poorest countries' debt, in support of privatising absolutely everything and more unbalanced trade rules, and to encourage the invading of other resource-rich countries to strengthen our economy and bolster our shares. We must tell our heroic leaders: “ignore them...they are badly-dressed and smell.... listen to us: you have been doing exactly the right thing all along...we just need more of it!”.
During the G8 meetings at Gleneagles, industry financiers and representatives of the worlds largest corporations will be encouraging the leaders of the eight richest countries to 'keep up the good work' and ignore the complaints of the bleedin' heart NGO reps. On the streets WE will square up to those marching woollie liberals, making sure our opinions overshadow theirs, while encouraging our friends in government and law enforcement to nip their desires for a better world in the bud and to decorate Gleneagles Hotel with a delightful new wallpaper pattern called 'splatters of anarchists' blood'.
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Join us:
Don't be on the losing side. We've got the police, corporate media, the largest corporations, and the world's richest and most powerful governments on our side, not to mention the greatest armies the world has ever seen.
March for a capitalist future: march with CRAP.
CRAP will be mobilising throughout the day in Edinburgh on Saturday July 2nd. We will also be taking part in Migration Action the next day in Glasgow.
To join us send an email to:
tacticalarts <@> yahoo.co.uk
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If for any reason you cannot join us on the big day, you can also support capitalism and CRAP by buying one of these t-shirts or the dollar bill ribbon.
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